Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce

forensic-dragons:

philliptunalunatique:

jaygh4stly:

omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears

omfg what

Kanye makes this whole thing perfect

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

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theprophetsprofit:

tvpartyorchestra:

Jackie Chan Portrait with Chopsticks by Red Hong Yi

Yoooo wtf

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theprophetsprofit:

madebyabvh:

Salvador Dalí

Pablo Picasso

Vincent van Gogh

Edward Hopper

Love

undeadeddie:

becausefilm:

Psycho (1960)

I need to watch this movie tonight or tomorrow. 

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